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Is Bin Laden Alive?

Posted on November 15th, 2011
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After numerous rounds of “We don’t even know if  Bin Laden is still alive”, Bin Laden decided to send Obama a letter in his own writing to let him know that he is still in the game. Obama opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: 370HSSV-0773H Obama couldn’t figure it out so he typed it out and faxed it to Hillary Clinton. Clinton and her aides had no clue either so they sent it to the CIA. No one could solve it so it went to the NSA … Read More…

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Train Ride Slap

Posted on October 4th, 2011
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  Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, are a South African, an Australian (both guys), a young blonde lady, and a little old lady. The train goes into a tunnel & a few seconds later there’s the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Australian has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks. The old lady thinks: “That Australian must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.” The blonde thinks: “That … Read More…

Posted in : Blonde jokes, Elderly Jokes, Jokes About Austrailians, Jokes about South Africans

Smart elderly woman

Posted on October 3rd, 2011
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An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.” “But you are not wearing any of those things” replied the artist. “I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.”

Posted in : Elderly Jokes

Birth Control

Posted on September 30th, 2011
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An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.” Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you’re 72 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?” The woman responded, “They help me sleep better.” The doctor thought some more and continued, “How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?” The woman said, “I put them in … Read More…

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Worth going home?

Posted on September 30th, 2011
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Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, “How old was your husband?” “98,” she replied, “Two years older than me.” “So you’re 96,” the undertaker commented. She responded, “Hardly worth going home, huh?”

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Smart Blonde Stewardess

Posted on September 28th, 2011
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A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew s refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioned in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. … Read More…

Posted in : Blonde jokes, Lawyer Jokes, Stewardess Jokes

TGIF

Posted on September 28th, 2011
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A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.” She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly. He again answered, “S-H-I-T.” The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, “T-G-I-F.” The man smiled back to her and once again, “S-H-I-T.” The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. “‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank God, It’s Friday.’ Get it, duuhhh?” The … Read More…

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Blonde Jigsaw Puzzle

Posted on September 27th, 2011
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Two blondes came into a bar, sat down, and ordered drinks. They were making merry in a serious way and it was obvious to the bartender that they were celebrating something big. His curiosity finally got the better of him and he says “I hate to be nosy, but it’s obvious that you two are celebrating something big. What’s the occasion?” One blonde replies, “Well, we are just sooo proud of ourselves, because we just finished – just the two of us alone – a 50 piece jigsaw puzzle in … Read More…

Posted in : Bar Jokes, Blonde jokes

Obamas Package!

Posted on September 27th, 2011
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Every once in a while I feel as if somebody writing a newspaper article, or maybe the editor of a newspaper tries to get in a stupid joke. This is a great example of a stupid joke in a major US newspaper, on the US president Obama, who many think is a stupid joke on the United States. No matter your opinion of Obama – you have to admit, this Stupid Newspaper joke is real funny! There will be more to come – I know the New York Post loved … Read More…

Posted in : Government Employee jokes, Obama Jokes, Pictures

Wife phone prank gone VERY wrong!

Posted on September 27th, 2011
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Sometimes, there are topics you may NOT want to prank your wife about, as MANY things could go very wrong. Listen to this prank call to a wife – about her husband losing his job, have a laugh at this stupid joke – gone VERY wrong…    

Posted in : Jokes about Women, Stupid Pranks

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