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Laughing horse

Posted on November 8th, 2011
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There was a bar advertising a contest and a man walked in to find out what the contest was for. The bartender said it is for anyone who could make my horse laugh wins fifty dollars. So the man asked where the horse was the bartender said out back in the barn. The man went out to the barn when he returned he told the bartender the horse was laughing the bartender went out and sure enough the horse was. About a month later the same man was passing the … Read More…

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My First of the night

Posted on October 15th, 2011
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A guy goes into a bar and sits down. The bartender asks what he will have and the guy says he will have a beer AND a shot. “Big night?” asked the barkeep. “I’ll say. I just had my first blowjob tonight!” The bartender says “That’s great! These drinks will be on the house!” As he puts them down, the guys says “Thanks! These should help get the taste out of my mouth

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Blonde Jigsaw Puzzle

Posted on September 27th, 2011
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Two blondes came into a bar, sat down, and ordered drinks. They were making merry in a serious way and it was obvious to the bartender that they were celebrating something big. His curiosity finally got the better of him and he says “I hate to be nosy, but it’s obvious that you two are celebrating something big. What’s the occasion?” One blonde replies, “Well, we are just sooo proud of ourselves, because we just finished – just the two of us alone – a 50 piece jigsaw puzzle in … Read More…

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Too drunk to walk

Posted on September 22nd, 2011
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There was a man sitting at a bar and he kept on taking shot after shot . The bartender finally told him it’s last call . So the man said give me one more for the road. Well the man starts thinking to himself I am to drunk to drive home so he stands up and falls flat on his face . He trys to stand up again and again he falls flat on his face. The man thinks to himself I need to get home so he starts dragging … Read More…

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The Smell of his fingers

Posted on January 15th, 2011
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A guy was watching the game, drinking a few beers and popping beer nuts into his mouth, when his wife began yelling at him. He turned his head toward her and accidentally popped a beer nut into his ear. Both him and his wife tried and tried but neither could get it out. All right she said, lets get you to the hospital. As they walked outside their daughter and her boyfriend walked up and she asked, where are you and dad going. The mother said, we’re off to the … Read More…

Posted in : Bar Jokes, Jokes about Parents

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